Erm...Well I was born in a Hospital and erm...I grew up in Chessington and then I moved about 'cos like my parents robbed a bank or something. My Mum is a Bag lady and my Dad is a Prostitute. At the age of 10 I watched my first Zombie Films, Night of the Living Dead followed by Zombie Flesh Eaters. That’s what made me become a Zombie hunters I don’t wonna have no dead fudger biting me in the face no ma'am. At 17 he I hired by some guy to go to Kuwait to find a Mystic Tagabuki Yeti and bring it back to England. I don't know why? I was given a team of 6 men, 2 Zoologists, 3 Animal Control Experts and 1 Cook. It was really cool we arrival there and was given some of this Gin stuff, but it was like 15 times stronger than any alcoholic drink in England and I had about 9 I was cool though. Then I burnt down some huts I didn't mean to I was trying to get some bread. We got chased in to the forest and we were lost for about I dunno a week, we ate purple mushroom soup it was wicked and then pixies and unicorns can and we played on the rainbow slide all day, and then the Yeti ate my team...not me, but it was ok 'cos there was a McDonalds about 20 foot away from where we set up camp. I work for some guy called Jacko Blackthorn the III on his crappy site www.evilmonkey666.com hunting Zombies it's an ok gig, the only problem is I’ve been arrested and put in Prison for a few months. I met some guy in there who writes poems and kills people he's nice just don't talk to him about sharp things.