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35 Year Old · Male · From North Carolina · Joined on November 2, 2018 · Born on January 1st · I have a crush on someone!

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35 Year Old · Male · From North Carolina · Joined on November 2, 2018 · Born on January 1st · I have a crush on someone!

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I fish. All the time.
I am sarcastic.
I am smarter than most people.
I am funny.
I say dude a lot.
I do not work at State Farm.
I do wear khakis for work.
I watch football and only women distract me.
I don't get bored too often, but when I do, I come here.
I can talk to just about anyone about anything.
I am a devil's advocate.
I am sometimes a bit narcissistic.
I am friendly and laidback.
I am forward and brutally honest.
If I like you, you will know it.
If I don't, you will know it.
I am just me. Say hey.

35 Year Old · Male · From North Carolina · Joined on November 2, 2018 · Born on January 1st · I have a crush on someone!

Interests

Fishing
Women
Bikinis
Fishing With Bikini Clad Women
Football
Lingerie
Lingerie Football
Laughing
Peeing
Laughter Induced Peeing
Wet Snatches
Dry Humors
Immature Conversation
Witty People
Immature Conversation With Witty People
Watching Lingerie Football With Bikini Clad Witty Women With Wet Snatches From Peeing While Laughing At Immature Conversation Involving Dry Humor About People Fishing
^^^^^ *alltime*

Music

Bunches

Movies

INCEPTION

The Dark Knight
Braveheart
Casablanca
12 Angry Men
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
The Jungle Book
Avatar
Roman Holiday
We Were Soldiers
Fight Club
Se7en
The Usual Suspects
Identity
The Boondock Saints
Apollo 13
The Hangover
The Lion King

Idols

Audrey

Video Games

Double Dribble
Mario Kart 64
Space Invaders
Mortal Kombat

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