DO NOT BUY WITHOUT PERMISSION !!
WARNING!! This WARNING serves as a legal WARNING that you have been WARNED! Don't even think about it !! -
Also, just like Santa, I know where you live; I know if you've been good or bad; and I see you ... when your sleeping. .

I am here because I was told there would be bacon!

To be clear, I am HETEROSEXUAL. NUF said.
Looking to meeting fun and interesting people. I enjoy quick and witty people with a sense of humor and appreciate an intelligent and articulate mind. I am a constitutional conservative social libertarian. Will gladly discuss any issue provided the conversation remains reasonable and respectful. Not at all interested in mindless debate driven by canned talking points and cliches regurgitated with parrot like demeanor. If you cannot defend your position without resorting to yelling and name calling then your position is indefensible (period). It really is possible to have friends and acquaintances with differing opinions so long as we amicably agree to disagree.

I am an immigrant refugee from a totalitarian state. I am a retired wounded veteran. No need to thank me for my service. My service was a debt of honor owed to the only country willing to give us a new home. You are free to hate the U.S. and burn the flag and I am free to eviscerate you for it. That I will not compromise.

All that said, I am easy going and do not take myself too seriously. Will not make rude, crude or lewd comments and appreciate the same in turn. I live by the beating of my own drum and that off beat is often reflected in my humor.

Thanks