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56 Year Old · Male · From Philadelphia, PA · Owned by Redillusion 100... and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on October 22, 2017 · Born on July 1st
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56 Year Old · Male · From Philadelphia, PA · Owned by Redillusion 100... and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on October 22, 2017 · Born on July 1st
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ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 165 (approx.)

Status: Single

Philly born & bred

Favourite places: Montevideo (Uruguay), anywhere in the UK
Profession: Retired due to disability, but still do occasional writing/producing gigs and occasional cashiering for my friend's shop.

Disability? Yes, MS, Diabetes. RA, ADHD. I manage well.

Shyness factor: Painfully. Don't expect me to start a conversation, although I will talk when poked with a sharp stick.

Favourite thing: to make people laugh. Best sound in the world.
Looking for: Well, I tend to have happy accidents in life. Found my late wife here, in fact. 1st meeting we didn't get along that well, yet 8 1/2 years later.... Anyway, if something develops, great, but not actively pursuing.
Drinking: I don't, due to being bored with it. Hate beer. Liked it when I was 9, but accidentally grew up.
Orientation: Straight only.

Webcam: none

Messengers: Skype and Discord (business only). This place has a chat box, use it!
NSFW Pics: none (unless some asshat marked one as such)


Been here since 2006. Old account (and everything with it) got deleted. No idea why. There are pics here from that account, but not many.

Likes/Rates are because I feel like it. Don't read any extra into it, ok? I sure as hell don't need the points. If you don't want likes/rates from me, let me know. I have a special list for you....

It may show I am on while I occasionally sleep. Don't worry, I will redress the balance when I wake and start drinking my 1 litre cup of coffee.

If you want to be a fan, cool, go for it.
If you want to be a friends, just lemme know. I accept almost everyone.

NO LOUNGE REQUESTS. You will be blocked.
NO FUMAFIA. See above.
NO BLING. If you're looking for it, keep looking. By the same token, don't bling me. Fair's fair, after all.

Why no lounge? #1: I don't need a lounge to chat to people when there's a perfectly good chat box at the top of the page (also the best place to catch spambangers); #2: Messages are just as good (and I try answer them all, although not right away); #3: Look at my videos. You play any tunes like that? I doubt it. I like the bizarre, the obscure, the downright weird. Mainstream is DEFINITELY not my thing. There's only so may times in 50 years a person can listen to mainstream stuff, and I've forgotten more music in 5 years than the average person has listened to in their ENTIRE life.

More later....

P.S. Your "copyright notice" on your wall is meaningless. Look up "Fair Use Doctrine" to find out why.

56 Year Old · Male · From Philadelphia, PA · Owned by Redillusion 100... and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on October 22, 2017 · Born on July 1st
Interests
Comedy, bizarre music (I am NOT a mainstreamer in the least), non-US entertainment, food (both cooking and eating).
Music
look in my "videos" section. Bring sedatives.
Movies
All Monty Python. Cheezy horror movies pre-1995. Something with intelligence -- which really eliminates everything post-1995.
Idols
Peter Cook, Douglas Adams, Grant Hart, Steve Albini.
Video Games
Postal 2, Bonk, Cuphead, old 1980s/1990s games.

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