I'm looking for someone who wants to have a partner not a mother.

I'm not looking for a free ride and I don't want to (and am tired of) give(ing) one.I'm hard working, forgiving, and very loving. I can be quite a handful and have a sassy attitude. I hate being lied to and don't bother lying. I'm not really looking to move as I am a home owner here in AZ. I have a big heart and a short fuse. I want to have fun and love someONE for the rest of my life. I want someONE who I deserve and in returns deserves me. When I give I give all.

If this sounds like something for you drop me a line and I will call.

The item below was one I made a while ago hoping that my husband would see it and respond but he seems to be someone else. Too bad I guess we both will lose out.



Wanted:

Female seeks male for: companionship, teammate, and general partner in love and life!.
Prospective candidates must be able to :
Follow job chart (see attachment a)
Provide at least 1 prepared meal per day on a menu of your own choice
Maintain a minimum work week of 20 hours in a field of choice
Pay for personal expenses
Be flexible to meet any unforeseen demands made by employer

Interested persons should apply in person at Muffin’s House. All candidates will also need to pass a general skills test including but not limited to;
Spooning
Cuddling
Foot and Back Massage
Tender talking
Love making
Pie shaping
General doting


















*Dictionary
Laundry includes washing drying and proper storage (i.e. putting away)
Dishes includes washing drying and proper storage (I.e. putting away) of dishes which must be completed at least 1 time per 24 hour period.
Trash removal includes taking the trash receptacles and emptying them to the larger outside receptacle and replacing said “trash can” in Kitchen area with a fresh “trash can” liner
Attachment A

Summertime duties would expand to include pool maintenance as needed.

Sunday: Saturday
1 load of laundry* 1 load of laundry*
All dishes washed no later than 9pm* All dishes washed no later than 9pm*
Trashed removed from Kitchen area* Trashed removed from Kitchen area*
Weather permitting general yard work
Monday:
2 loads of laundry*
All dishes washed no later than 9pm*
Trashed removed from Kitchen area*
Kitchen counters cleared and cleaned
Kitchen floor swept and mopped
Kitchen table cleared and cleaned
Kitchen sinks scoured
Glass windows/doors in Kitchen washed

Tuesday:
2 loads of laundry*
All dishes washed no later than 9pm*
Trashed removed from kitchen area*
Living room TV dusted
Living room area rug vacuumed
Living room floors mopped
Living room coffee table cleared and cleaned
Living room couches cleared of items
Glass windows in Living room washed

Wednesday:
2 loads of laundry*
All dishes washed no later than 9pm*
Trash removed from Kitchen area*
Hallway swept and mopped
Master Bedroom bed made
Master Bedroom floor vacuumed
Master Bedroom floors and walkways cleared of debris

Thursday:
OFF

Friday:
2 loads of laundry*
All dishes washed no later than 9pm*
Trash removed from Kitchen area*
Bathrooms swept
Bathrooms mopped
Toilets Cleaned
Glass cleaned in bathrooms
Trash removed from Bathrooms