Run up to an employee, 'preferably male, while
squeezing your legs together and yell,' "i need some tampons!"
TRY ON BRAS OVER YOUR CLOTHES
While walking around the store, sing' in ''your voice "sex and candy" [by marcy playground]
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official
tone,'"i'think'we've got a code three in house wares, and see what happens.
WHILE WALKING THROUGH THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT
ASK YOURSELF LOUD ENOUGH FOR ALL TO HEAR, "WHO BUYS THIS CRAP ANYWAY?"
Put m&m's on layaway.
Move "caution: wet floor" signs to ''carpeted areas.
RANDOMLY THROW THINGS OVER NEIGHBORING ISLES
When two or three people are walking ahead of you run between them yelling, "red rover!"
Dart around suspiciously while 'humming' the
theme to mission impossible.
FILL AN ENTIRE CART WITH BOXES OF CONDOMS AND
EVERYONE'S JAW DROP WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BUY THEM.
Two words: marco. polo.
