Are you tired of those sissy"friendship" poems that always sound good,But never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of truefriendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this cardJust the stone cold truth of our great friendship.1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revengeagainst The sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will tryto dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I mustbe involved in.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance Iget.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end."Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,But only you can feel the true warmth.Send this to 10 of your closest friends,Then get depressed because you can only think of 4. 32 min ago

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