I am so bad at describing myself.

I'm single, I have one child (the J-Man, who is five), and I live on the south side of Chicago. I'm currently not working due to a neurological problem, but in my "former life" I worked as a number cruncher, a piano player, and a model.

I have a website that I update obsessively. I love yoga and Pilates and have recently started kickboxing.

I love clubbing on weekends - some favorites are Exit, Neo, Whitestar, Rive Gauche, and Elbo Room. I used to hang out at Crobar and Dome Room quite a bit also (((rip dome room))).

I have three cats that piss me off a great deal of the time, but I love them to death.

I am happily single and probably will remain so forever.

What else... I have no idea.

I'm a vegetarian but not a veginazi about it, I love old punk rock music, I read obsessively, my hair color changes almost weekly, and I am always looking for something fun to do.