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43 Year Old · Male · From Topeka, KS · Joined on December 15, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 19th · I have a crush on someone!
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43 Year Old · Male · From Topeka, KS · Joined on December 15, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 19th · I have a crush on someone!
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[b]I'm hella sweet & nerdy. Sarcastic asf & flirty. I'm a rhyme maker. A word manipulator. Kind of a poet. A mofo lyrical innovator. The Einstein of rhyme. Yeah, I'm the sh¡t. Truth is what I spit. Every line. Every word. Every noun. Every verb.[/b] ?.??.??.??.??.??.??.??.??.?
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[b][i]**I wanna be more than just "a friend". Let's start something awesome,, The kind of awesome that never comes to an end.. Romantically naughty.. I'm the perfect mofo blend.. Displaying my lust & desire with every sweet & flirty word I send.. You and I will begin a brand new trend.. Two people being real & true, instead of some fakeazz bullsh|t playing pretend**[/i][/b]

~~~~ Poem I wrote about what I'd do if I had ur sexy naked body in front of me!.. Lightly kissing the back of ur neck. Giving ya goosebumps u can clearly see. Nibbling on ur ear, I lightly blow. Time for ur dose of Vitamin ME..???? Kissing u from head to toe.. Stopping in the middle as I kiss real slow. I think it's quite clear where I'm about to go! ???? My tongue is quite talented, he'll put on a good show..???? Lickin n kissin you till ur body quivers n shakes & ur juices flow.~~~~

43 Year Old · Male · From Topeka, KS · Joined on December 15, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 19th · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I love playing pool, writing, quantum physics/nanoTech, documentaries, magnetics, sunrises/sunsets, geology, dinos, paleobotany, car audio????, being flirty, making a woman orgasm with just my tongue..
Music
My music variety is extensive.. Slayer, SLIPKNOT *I call them an "orchestra of metal"😆)Sepultera.. hedpe, Tom Petty, Beastie Boys, SOD, Suicidal Tendencies, Jimi Hendrix, Ice Cube, early Eminem, Too Short, Black Crows, George Strait, Dwight Yoakam, Rage against the Machine, Godsmack, Led Zeppelin, Lincoln Park, Violent Femmes, Gorillaz, Cage the Elephant, Classical Music (piano preferably) Warren G,Master P, Young Jeezy, Seven Nation Army, Tech N9ne,, Seether, Gordon Lightfoot, Rolling Stones, Oldies Music (grew up listening to it at car shows) Papa Roach, love the Blues!
Sooooo ridiculously many more bands I can't think of right now 😀

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  • lyrical lucidity yes with me girls are obsessed. To get undressed. And have me Yodle In The Valley. I'd do it at the drop of a dime. Sometimes go in from behind. Slowly strokin, no jokin. My tongue just keeps on pokin.
    5 years ago · Comment

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