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60 Year Old · Male · From Lake Charles, LA · Owned by Muddy Paws and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on October 27, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 28th · I have a crush on someone!

Not like anyone reads this stuff, but in case you want to know:

1) If you're going to ask me for money, the answer will always be a firm "NO". I work for everything I have, and you should too.

2) I don't need sex or NSFW pics to be your friend.

3) I am happily divorced. I've only been married once and it was truly a bad experience. I was miserable and very unhappy for years. I admit that it's made me very weary and "gunshy" about getting into a relationship again.

4) I am totally straight, and you're not going to change that. Let's get that clear. I have a lot of friends who are bi or gay and that doesn't bother me in the least bit. I accept them as they are and they accept and respect that I am straight.

5) I'm an old school paramedic with many years under my belt. I am a Nationally Registered paramedic, and I have paramedic certifications/licenses for Louisiana, Texas & Oklahoma. I first started working in the medical profession in a hospital as an orderly when I was 16. Eventually I went on to work in the emergency room and then on ambulances.

6) I usually work offshore, either in the Gulf of Mexico or the Pacific Ocean. Normally on oil production platforms or on larger boats as a paramedic, sometimes also as their safety guy. I also may be sent to refineries, or construction sites. My duties will depend on the assignment that I am sent to.

7) I have also worked in the past as a policeman, a volunteer firefighter, and an industrial firefighter/paramedic. I have also worked security in Iraq for Operation Iraqi Freedom.

8) At one time, I had 14 certifications. Back then I could legally respond to just about any emergency in the state of Louisiana. It was just too much to keep up with, but it did give me valuable experience.

9) I am also trained in clinical medicine as well as emergency medicine. I've had my own medical clinics in Kuwait for Operation Iraqi Freedom. I was also tasked with being the extrication technician for all ex-pats in Kuwait. I had an ambulance all rigged up for extrication and disintanglement. I had a jaws of life set up and other equipment on board that ambulance. All that means is if an American would get into a car wreck in Kuwait, I would be called to respond. If they were trapped in their vehicle, I'd remove the doors or roof, or anything else in order to safely get them out of the vehicle so they could be treated.

10) I am a musician and can play several instruments. I have been playing music on the side when I can for many years.

11) When I am assigned to work offshore, I may not be on here for days or even weeks, depending on the assignment I'm sent on, what's going on. This is dependent on the wifi/internet signal we have at that particular location. But I will always answer your messages just as soon as I possibly can.

12) It's always better to send me message than using the shout box, so please send me messages if you need or want to contact me. Usually the shout box/chat thing doesn't work well with the phone app, especially when I'm offshore.

13) Please keep in mind that at the current time, there are no mobile phone towers or any other kind of reception offshore. The internet/wifi we do have is dependent on what satellite package their using at that particular location. Usually, it's pretty slow, sometimes even at dialup speeds.

14) I'm also extremely patriotic. I'm a veteran, a stern supporter of the 2nd Amendment, a card carrying NRA member, and a proud holder of a concealed carry permit.

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60 Year Old · Male · From Lake Charles, LA · Owned by Muddy Paws and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on October 27, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 28th · I have a crush on someone!
I enjoy playing music when I can. I really stay busy, as there is always something to do at work or home.

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