DJ MuNcHiEs / Jason (1019191)

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43 Year Old · Male · From Milwaukee, WI · Invited by: Donnadoyawannna · Joined on July 17, 2007 · Born on February 10th · 10 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!

Stop By & Say Hi To My Sexy Owner. Shes The Greatest.
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I'm a mellow individual, I believe that life depends on our outlooks, and what we make of it. I’m an attentive, opinionated, goal oriented, intellectual, sincere, ambitious, optimistic, logical, broadminded, extrovert personality, spontaneous (I have trouble keeping plans because of that), practical, and thoughtful individual.

I don't lie but sometimes I may leave out information if I feel it is for the best. I don't critic a person’s individuality by assuming without reasonable facts. Yes, I still believe in fate and destiny.

I’m extremely finicky, I despise deceitfulness, and action speaks louder than words. Either you love me, or you hate me attitude. I'm a direct person, I state what I have in mind without hesitation, I may appear to be brutally honest, but I expect likewise.

I love simple things in life, and I'm extremely thankful for what's upon and what I'm given. I can be your best friend or your worst adversary, to my friends and family I’m someone they can count on, when no else is there. I do not treat everyone equally, nor do I give everybody the same level of respect, they have to earn it. If God made our trail so lucid, then we wouldn’t have room to grow, no place for realization and no point of living life.

Obstacles are upon to enlighten our thoughts, and to be kept as a future reference. I'm patient, but don't push me to the limit. I stand by my words as well as I stand by my ground, though I’m a little indecisive, a bit hesitant because I try to makes things right, but I know when I'm wrong and I admit it.

I’m a sarcastic and cocky person, but I can be serious when I need to be (words can never say enough about an individual, so never judge hastily). Others may find me a bit complicated, but yet I’m very simple.

I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech lowlife, a state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable.

I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive.

Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I got no need for coke and speed.

I have no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial.

I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, 'cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless.

I'm an alphamale on beta blockers.

I'm a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last.

I'm a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver.

My output is down, but my income is up.

I take a short position on a long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mails, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a megastore, I eat fast food in the slow lane.

I'm tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze, so I don't lose.

I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road.

I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hangin' tough, over and out.

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