Happy Thursday! I want you to always remember to wear your seatbelt and never drive distracted. Speaking of hard nipples, have you checked your breasts this month? Have you rubbed them nice and slow? If not, do it...do it for me... #BCA #DannyWasHere
Happy Sunday!! It's the sabbath, the day God set aside for rest. Be thankful for all that you have today, including your heavenly breasts. I know Im thankful for them #BCA
Happy Sunday! Since its breast cancer awareness month, I want to let you know that I think of your boobs often. Today I will be praying for them as well. Have a great day!!
Happy Sunday! May the hands of happiness touch you in ways that leave you feeling confused, yet excited and wanting more. Always remember to wipe front to back!!
Happy Friday!! It's the first day of Autumn!! May the angel of happiness bless you with a day full of smiles and daydreams of me playing German beerfest songs on my harpsichord...always remember to carry a condom and an aspirin with you at all times, just in case of an emergency
Happy Wednesday! Always remember that when all else fails, you can count on math. Now, i need you to come over to my profile and rate and like my pics, then make comments you may or may not really mean just to feed my ego. Thank you, have a special day
Happy Sunday! Today is going to be an excellent day for you! You will be happy, you will find joy and you will think about having me gently kiss your lips..then smile because I told you it would happen.......
Happy Saturday! IMO, as a society we do not talk enough about our wiping habits. So, Ill leave you with this...use flushable wet wipes and not toilet paper, Mr. Brown will thank you!
Happy Friday! May the angel of success bless you with a day full of financial windfalls, a really hard orgasm and toothpaste....because we know there is nothing more successful than finding a good toothpaste
Happy Thursday! May the foot of happiness kick your ass many times today as you daydream of a life of constant happiness, good pancakes and a deodorant that works, but isn't overpowering...
Happy Sunday! May the angel of joy bless you with a day full of smiles, laughter, praise to God for all that you have and daydreams of me singing 867 5309 to you and sticking my finger in your belly button.....good luck getting that song out of your head today.....