so this guy i went to elementary school with weve gone out on a couple dates hes such an ass i didnt feel great yesterday when i got home from work he imed and wanted me to come over and hook up with him i was like wtf. i dont feel . and hes like id give you massage but i know your tickelish so i wont bother ..again i dont feel good aww but im horny ..fuck you ..im no9t your god damned girlfriend ..i feel like shit and your persistent on hanging out to fucking hook up ... im not a fucking skank either you fucking douchbag stoner ...and making jokes about having blueballs aint fucking funny kiss my ass erin