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AS A WOMAN PASSED HER DOUGHTERS CLOSED BEADROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSIRVED HER DOUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR, SHOCKED, SHE ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" THE DOUGHTER REPLIED, "MOM I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED AND THIS IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE," THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRLS FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMMING FROE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEADROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HE DOUGHTER MAKING PATIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOOING, THE DOUGHTER SAID, "DAD, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED AND THIS IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE," A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME SOME FROM SHOPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE FAMILY ROOM. SHE ENTERED THE AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUTCH, STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUTCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. THE WIFE ASKED, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" THE HUSBAND REPLIED, I'M WATCHING THE BALL GAME WITH MY SON IN LAW.
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