Icarus's blog: "Somantics"

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

I had to think for a second, but probably my chest.


2. What color is your favorite hoodie?

My favorite black hoody was decomissioned years ago, but current is grey.
I'd probably like an olive-drab or brown one, I do earth tones well.


3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Who the fu... yeah probably, y'know if she wasn't married and pregnant now. Okay... at least not pregnant. Not that I think pregnant chicks are gross- just that I gotta draw the line of immorality somewhere.

4.Do you plan outfits?

Fuck no, are you kidding? Blood spattered jeans, flour spattered hoody? New boxers >> that's planning?

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

WIRED!!! Waaaaay too much caffeine.


6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?

My exacto knife's handle.


7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?

Aim. ... And I say "wow" not "W-O-W" since I can say world of warcraft even faster. Actually- I usually say World of warcraft. People that say "wow" kinda annoy me.


8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

I was in a bazaar and buying food, and I think part of an adventuring group.


9. Did you meet anybody new today?

Not really. I did wave to some state troopers, and had a brief talk with some blue hairs at the coffee shop.

10. What are you craving right now?

Meat. My food is minimalist when it comes to meat these days.



11. Do you floss?

Nope. My gums bleed enough without being garrotted.

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Stew.

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?

uuuuuuuh never?
Fucking
Never.

14. Are you emotional?

Not really, not a good 99% of the time.


15. Would you dance to the taco song?

the taco song?
What in the fuck are you talking about?

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?

Yes. And a few times in prime numbers to manage pain.
Burn.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

Depends on if I'm in a hurry or something.

18. Do you like your hair?

Yes. Yes I do.

19. Do you like yourself?

Most of the  ... some... part... sure?

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Steve. Steve from the Urge.
I asked for his hairpiece but he didn't hear me. And was pretty high.
I think I've met some other people- but Steve sticks out in my head.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?

I do. Not as much as I like mozorella in whey though.

22. What are you listening to right now?

I was listening to this crazy beck remix but the track ended. *turns it back on*

23. How many countries have you visited?

4 other than this one. And I'm counting them since they were sovereign territories of european countries- and Japan.


24. Are your parents strict?

Yeah. I got grounded for C's.

25. Would you go sky diving?

Yes. Yes I would.


26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

Only to get close enough to murder him.


27. Would you throw potatoes at him?

Sure. Shoes too.

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?

Polished steel, and lightbulbs.


29. Have you ever been in a castle?

I have not... *puts that on the todo list* Well... there's actually a couple in kansas, and I've been in those, if waaaay overdesigned stone buildings count.

30. Do you rent movies often?

Never.


31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?

wow... wonder who this survey is designed for.
I do not fucking remember. Highschool was almost 10 years ago.


32. Have you made a prank phone call?

Yeap. Multiple.

33. Do you own a gun?

I do. Its an antique. Circa WWI/WWII.


34. Can you count backwards from 74?


. . . who the fuck can't???

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?

My dog.


36. Brown or white eggs?

It actually doesn't matter. The difference is purely cosmetic if you're buying them from the grocery store- however, what does effect the taste is feedtype for the chickens.


37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Oh my, yes... from eons ago.


38. Ever been on a train?

Several times actually- cross country trips.

39. Ever been in love?

Arguably.

40. Do you have a cell-phone?

I do.

41. Are you too forgiving?

Nope.

42. Do you use chap stick?

Not unless the situation is pretty dire. And it gets that way in the winter.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?

Uuuuh working?

44. Can you use chop sticks?

Rather well in fact.

45. Ever have cream puffs?

Oh my yes. They're fantastic.

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?

Unfortunately. And it did reinforce my hatred of Ashton Kutcher.


47. What was the last question you asked?


How much coffee is "too much coffee"?

48. What was the last CD you bought?

uuuuuuuuuh... Plastic Beach? We'll go with that.


49. Boys or girls?


Girls.

50. What is your bus number for school?

Who
the
fuck
remembers
this
shit
?


51. Is your hair curly?

Wavey.

52. Last time you cried?

Just now- man, onions burn ze eyes!

53. Ever walked into a wall?

I have, and I've walked on a wall. NINJA!!

54. Do looks matter?

Oh my. Yes. What did you expect me to lie like the rest of you?

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?

uuuh... probably not in the last decade.

56. Have you ever slapped someone?

Yes. And it was hilarious.

57. Favorite time of the year?

Used to be winter, but the harsher those get, and the more ice I skid on the less I enjoy it.

58. Favorite color?

Black or german blue.

59. Are you sarcastic?

No. Never...

60. Do you have any tattoos?

Nope, and I intend to never have one.


61. The last person you held hands with?

Doggy!

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?

Nah, I'm a pretty light sleeper, noise makes me wake up and grab my knife.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?

my living room- then I photoshopped it up a bit.

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?

Yes. Thousands upon thousands more than 3.


65. Do you like your life right now?


Not really. I could stand to have a career, or at least some fucking income.

66. How often do you talk on the phone?

Probably twice a day.

67. What is your favorite animal?

My doggy!

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?

Coffee. It was pretty good.

69. Do you have good vision?

Fair. Especially for someone that legally requires corrective lenses to drive.

70. Can you hula hoop?

Not for very long.

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?

Nope. And I never will- depending on your arrangement and the risks being taken/that you're agreeing to- that shit can end lives.

72. Do you have a job?

Nope.

73. Can you handle the truth?

I can.
You can't handle the truth.

74. What are you wearing?

A pink lacey bra and matching panties??
Wait...
no.

Busted ass chuck taylors.
Wool socks.
Blood spattered jeans.
navy sleaved/collared 3/4 shirt with yellow chest
new boxers from V-Day
grey hoody

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?

I have.
Several times, and not always for 100% legal reasons.