Immerse Your Soul in Love's blog: "You're not who you think you are."

I was at the local watering hole Saturday night, bouncing between two separate friend groups. I was walking to the back of the bar to visit with Friend Group B when I had an encounter with a drunken young coed from the local university. She was an attractive, provocatively dressed young thing, with her black hair teased up like she was going to be in a Whitesnake video. Clearly she was here to have a good time. As I was walking to the back I passed the girl and her taller less attractive, and certainly less slutty looking friend. As we met this encounter happened: Trashy Girl: "I like balls!" Yelling to me. Me: I give her a thumbs up as I didn't know what else my reaction would be. Trashy Girl: Fondles my privates, lovingly. She was actually quite gentle and good with her drunken grope. Now whispering to me, "I really like your balls." Me: Stand there dumbfounded. Friend: Rather than apologize for her debaucherious friend, the taller girl says, "I bet he likes tits!" Trashy Girl: Drops shirt and shows me her breasts. Me: Standing there even more dumbfounded than before. Both girls turn and walk away. The whole encounter lasted about ten seconds.

Apparently those enlightened folk in Texas booed Bill Ney for suggesting the moon doesn't emit light. http://bsalert.com/artsearch.php?fn=1&as=119&dt=2&pm=20

It's been a while since I've updated this thing, but I have some great new photos from my weekend. Until I get the chance to post them, enjoy this story about my new favorite tv station. KUNT -- http://starbulletin.com/2007/07/26/business/engle.html

Great reading here from The Onion, who once again prove they actually are America's finest news source. This article which could have been written today, not in jest, was written as humor three days before Duh-bya's 2001 inaguration. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784

A scenario: Your black and live in South Africa. There probably isn't a lot of employment options. Do you work a shitty job that ruins your life -- like major league ruins your life to the point where you're too tired to even have sex or do you quit and live off the earth -- "like Kane in Kung Fu"? I guess you could strike like these assholes, but that never works out well. http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL0479363720070604?feedType=RSS

A coincidence that National Lingerie Week and National Administrative Professionals Week (Secretary's Week) is the same week? I don't think so. http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/clo.htm

I can't even get home, six blocks, from my little hometown bar. http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1654501720070417?feedType=RSS

This would sure simplify my life and office! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6545115.stm

Apparently, I am a fucking cycling stud. http://www.londoncyclesport.com/news/article.asp?UAN=1928&SP=&v=1

I read a blog recently that said you shouldn't be able to vote if you couldn't pass a politics basic skills test -- correctly answering a question such as who is the president? or what country do you live in? I would agree with that and suggest that it should be extended to say that you shouldn't be able to vote if you can't explain why you believe what you believe. I'm going to take a shot at conservatives here, but there seems to be a high degree of self annointed "conservatives" that can't say why they are conservatives. These people are idiots. "Because" and "Just Because" aren't valid answers for someone old enough to vote. So take this short test, figure out who you really are. www.politicalcompass.org I ended up right next to the Dali Lama and close to Ghandi. And about as far away as possible from Hitler and George W. Bush.