Mr Texas Tea Bag's blog: "You people act like you invented sex!!!!!"

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The elephant that wades through the sea Doesn't leave footprints . . . . .

She walks into the bar, like one hip at a time. She looks at me on stage, and stares the whole night. The gig was playin' hot, the music had it all. She trys to catch my eyes, by showing me she's tall. Her top came off back stage, she looked me in the eyes. She said "you wanna touch?", said "no" to her suprise. Dropped her skirt on the floor, turned around and showed it off. I had left the room, and hoped I pissed her off. She followed me outside, where it was getting cold. I lost her in the night, came back and closed the door. Groupies are funny chics, that want you in every way. They try to show it off, in hopes that they can stay. A hug is all you get, One smile and be on your way. You wanna get with this, but I don't wanna play.

Why is Santa Clause so Jolly on Christmas night? Because He knows where ALL the Naughty Girls live!!!!! Ho Ho Ho

I am lost without your touch my flower, I am nothing without your kiss. To spend each night in your arms my Dear, Are nights I'ld dare not miss. To NOT hear your voice each day, Is to die seven times by God's wrath. If I could be anything save human, I'ld be the water in your bath.

I wanted to say that all though I am not against the permiscuity of others, hey it's what were are here for, to perpetuate the human race. Practice makes perfect, right? The one thing I do dislike are these people that act like thier chit doesn't stink, or they are the hottest thing on the planet, or they think that because they have a dick, or pussy, that they are the most popular thang out there. Well, I love doing this, if you fit into these catagories, then yes I am pointing my finger at you, and laughing out loud! You're not cool, you're chili. And chili ain't never been cool. I like all the pictures that I take of others, as well as looking at others pics as long as they are good ones. Just because you think you look good and wonder why Playboy hasn't offered you a shoot yet? It's because you are confusing glamor with trash. You are not a modle if all you can do is pose like you ARE in Playboy, and think that men weant you because you are slightly attractive in little shorts that allow your rolls hang out. EWWWW!!!!!!! I am in the music industry, and I get the opp to see alot of strange chit. Sometimes it's not that bad to look at, and other times I am conserned for the well being of my eyes. My point is that some people need to have that bubble burst for them. You people act like you invented sex!!!! Well, I can tell you that NO you didn't!!!! I sickens me to see all the travisties of fashion, and make up, and really poor hair styles. Don't you know that the world looks at the things we do and laughs? Not a good laugh iether!!!! Yes, I enjoy Tattoos, dancers, clubs, partying, playing a gig till three in the morning, back stage chics, and promoters that know how to keep an artist thinking freely by sending them a stripper to tell you your fly is open all show long. lol BUT what I DISLIKE is the nasty, grotest, short shorts over ten acres of ass, smellin' like you never washed it out, wearing funk as a perfume, unkept appearances of people that think that just because they have a web cam they should share thier nastiness with the world!!! GROSS!!! So, as the title says, . . . . . . . . You people act like you invented sex!!! PFT!!! Oh, and if you take offence to these words, I really don't give two chits. It's my opinions here. If you agree with me, and would like to add to this blog, just drop me a line and see what happens.