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1: That oil spot on the garage is just the bikes way of "marking it's territory"
2: You have ever started a barbecue with a welding torch
3: All of your children have a bike manufacturer's name as part of their name
4: You own more bike related t-shirts than underwear
5: Any day you can ride is a good day
6: You come home and curse the"cages"
7: You chant V room, V room" to go to sleep
8: People have nearly died of starvation looking at all your bike/run pictures
9: Every picture you take has you/your bike/women in it
10: You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in Easy riders than the naked women
11: You save your dirty oil from the bike to put in the truck, cause "hey! it's just a truck"
12: The other vehicle is a truck
13: You can drink more beer than a platoon of Marines, then really start to party
14: You don't go a day without wearing something that says Honda, Harley or Kawasaki, etc
15: Your wedding picture is you on the bike "who? oh yea the bride"
16: If the weather is too bad for riding you start the bike and sit on it in the garage
17: Then first thing you said after you got hit by that car was "Where is my beer?"
18: You get hit by a car, break Your leg in three places, then tell the nice police officer, "I'm fine I can ride home"
19: You think some motorcycle manufacturers should stick to making cars or housewares
20: It's not a really good party unless someone rides their bike into the bar and does donuts
21: It's not a proper bar unless you can bring your bike in
22: You dream of owning a Motorcycle dealership
23: You dream of owning a Custom Motorcycle shop/machine shop
24: You have ever been too drunk to fish, but not ride
25: Your 3-piece suit is Chaps, leather vest, leather jacket
26: You have a refrigerator in the garage just for beer
27: Your garage has more square footage than the house
28: The bird can repeat "This is the Police!" with uncanny accuracy
29: You have every episode of "Renegade" on tape
30: Your ole lady brags about the hickey she put on .....
31: You think bike oil is a sex aide
32: If you wake up next to your ole lady, you're first thought is of her. your second thought is, 'Damn, I wonder if that bike's gonna start.'
33: Every time you hear a vehicle with headers you look for a Motorcycle
34: When you plan a vacation you set up time to visit the Motorcycle shops first
35: High fashion is black and Leather
36: The bike ramp is a permanent part of your yard
37: The kids learned to ride on the back before they could walk
38: Jehovah's Witnesses won't talk to you
39: You have all the tools to work on every bike ever made, but not any to work on the car
40: It's impossible to see out of the trucks rear view window because of all the stickers
41: You shot someone because he "dissed" your bike
42: You think your bike really is an extension of your man hood
43: You won't go out with a girl unless she can ride
44: Your house has a kickstand
45: You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name
46: When you come back from the bike store with a pile of new parts, they are in the front seat and the ole lady is in the truck bed.
47: You have a heater in your garage so you can work on your bike(s) when it's cold
48: You have a little piece of your bike that you take with you wherever you go
49: You have more pictures of your bike(s) than your children .
50: When people ask what you want for Christmas you take them to the Dealership and point to the new Bike you have been drooling on And you say, "VRrrrr, Vrrrrr, VrooOOOOOooM!!"
51: Your Dad surprisingly shows up where you and your boyfriend are, on his Bike, he's packing heat
52: If all the links on your web page are bike oriented
53: If your workbench collapses from the weight of all the spare parts
54: You live in the garage with the bike(s)
55: You've ever taken a nap on the shoulder of the road cause you were too drunk to ride
56: You think everyone Else's bike is just a bike
57: Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Biker" on it somewhere
58: If your coffee table collapses under the weight of all the Motorcycle magazines on it
59: If your front porch collapses and ruins more than 3 spare parts you were saving for your next "rebuild"
60: If you ever woke up with a new tattoo and you have no idea how it got there
61: If Your entire house is decorated in a motorcycle motif
62: IF you have ever thrown a party and more bikes than cars show up
63: You own more than one Motorcycle
64: You keep your bike in the house in lieu of a garage
65: You have to make/widen a door to get your bike in the house
66: Everything you buy you think about what you could of bought for your bike
67: If any piece of your furniture is a bike part
68: You think Stocks and Bonds are just kinky
69: They celebrate your birthday at the Dealership
70: You have "Ammo" on your Christmas list
71: Your ole lady has ever said "Come move this engine so I can take a bath!"
72: You think 'Helmet Hair' is a fashion statement
73: Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event
74: Your Dad encourages you to go to the Motorcycle Mechanic's Institute instead of college
75: You clean your nails with a pocket knife
76: Your dog and your wallet are both on chains
77: You fainted when you met Willy G.
78: You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle
79: Jack Daniel’s makes your list of "most admired people"
80: You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoo
81: Your kid takes the old Bike chain to show-and-tell
82: You've spent more on your motorcycle than your education
83: Your best ashtray is an old piston from the last "rebuild"
84: You've ever been arrested for where you got your girlfriend roses
85: You have ever had to stop an oil leak in your primary with gum and a band-aid
86: You think that the factory where your bike was built should be one of the 7-wonders of the world
87: You think the perfect wedding dress is leather
88: You have ever slept next to your bike on the side of the road rather than pay for a motel room
89: You have ever brought your bike into the motel room
90: If you try to declare your bike a dependent on your income taxes
91: When she says "It's the bike or me!!" you have to think about it really hard
92: If you've ever said the words, "My bike doesn't leak, it marks it's territory
93: If you spend more time polishing' your scoot than caressing' your woman
94: If you've ever used your down tubes as a stash box
95: If you have four broken down cars in the yard and a working bike in the garage
96: If you have more locks on your bike than you do the house
97: If your wife makes you leave your checkbook and credit cards before you can go to the bike show
