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posted on 09/17/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;07:09&nbs-07:00;am

You May Be addicted to Fubar if ??
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Hello.
Yes, you. You,
looking at this screen for hours on end, online.
You, bleary eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Been outside? Know what day of the week it is?
Your name was given to us by a spouse or family member who is
concerned about your Fubar addiction. At Internetaholics
Anonymous, we can help.

We`re a non-profit society of recovering Cherry Tap addicts like yourself
that provides support and counseling through weekly meetings
designed to help you cope with your problem.

We feature a twelve step recovery program and in extreme cases,
interventions. Although it is our firm belief that you are never
"cured," you most certainly can recover.
We have designed a brief checklist to determine if you are an addict.

1) Have twitches of the hand when you walk by your terminal?
2) Check e-mail more than five times a day?
3) Spend more time chatting on Cherry Tap than eating or sleeping?
4) Surf aimlessly with no direction, if only to be on Cherry Tap?
5) Leave your name and information on countless friends profiles in only to hope you`ll receive a reply one day from them.
6) Log on before important personal habits, such as meal preparation, hygiene or bodily functions?
7) Have red, swollen eyes that hang halfway out of your head?
8) Spend hours online on a holiday from work, where you`d usually be griping about your carpal tunnel syndrome?
9) See smoke arising from your computer or WebTV box?

If you answered yes to four or more questions (or chose #9), you have a problem.

Please call us at Internetaholics Anonymous at: 1-800-LOGOFFCTNOWFORPETE`SSAKE.

Were here, were free, and were confidential.
The first step to recovering from Fubar is admission that you have a problem.
Call us today. If you can power off to free up your phone line, that is.

looool, Have a great day my Friends :)

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