FOR MY- MY SPACE FREINDS LOL
YOU MAY BE A MYSPACE ADDICT IF:
* Check your email before your regular mail
* Switch between showing yourself on and offline
* Check to see if sent messages are read, and if they are, wonder (or stress out) whether or not the person is going to respond
* Have done every survey known to man
* You have committed Myspacide, only to rejoin two days later because you’re going nuts
* Have friends all over the country that you have never met
* Comments make you happier than actual compliments in person from someone (no one else can hear it or read it, what’s the point?)
* When you check your Myspace first thing in the morning and your heart drops when you see there are no new messages, no new comments, and only three people viewed you
* You have lost friends over Myspace
* You have a fake profile
* Your friends send you a message rather than calling you
* You have to be somewhere in ten minutes, you aren’t ready and still need to make a quick stop before that…yet you still get on myspace to see what’s new
* You’d rather sit at home and hang out on Myspace then go out with your friends
* You’ve pulled an all nighter on Myspace
* You went to the Tyhooke party and couldn’t believe he didn’t reveal himself, you’ve been trying to figure this guy out since Friendster!
* Someone recognized you at a bar from Myspace and calls you by your screenname
* You post a bulletin requesting new comments (this is total myspace attention desperation)
* You do a weekly “clean up” of your friends list, going through each individual and figuring out ‘what have they done for me lately?’
* You not only check your sent messages but delete the replied ones, just so you can keep extra tabs on those outstanding messages
* Your heart begins to race and you feel the sudden urge to vomit when Pac Man appears on the screen
* F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
* You delete people’s comments because you are actually worried about what assumptions the Myspace community is going to make of you
* People post flyers on your site because you have 300+ friends and they know it will get some attention
* You spend more time at work Myspacing than doing actual work
* You don’t think you have a problem
* You spend your whole vacation not enjoying yourself because you’re trying to find internet access
* You actually let people know you are leaving town and not to worry, you’ll be back
* New pictures!!! Every day!!!
* You have traveled out of state to meet another myspacer
* Losing your internet access due to a hurricane is the biggest tragedy you can think of…even bigger than losing your actual home
* You take time out of your life to anagram out the word “Myspace Anonymous”
* You can meet people outside of Myspace?
* Bulletin posts because you have a new “blog”
* You are a swinger rather than ‘in a relationship’ because then more people will talk to you
* You post a comment to someone who has to ‘approve’ their comments, then keep checking back to see if they approve it..then if they don’t, freak out, and wonder why you’re so lame.
* New message icon makes your heart race
* You are engaged to someone from you met on myspace
* When the counter on your main page changes... do you go to your profile, everytime, to see if someone left you a new comment? Thanks, rebel girl!
Basic info will be updated regularly as to the trendiest answers for the listed questions.....when did any of us actually refer to ourselves as swingers before myspace??
Who I'd like to meet:
Fellow cracked out myspace users... or just add this to increase your friends list, you're in denial, you'll be back. Feel free to vent any myspace related ailments or confess any sins....we're here to help.
God, grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.... ie. not spending hours glued to your
computer waiting for that
"new messages" icon to appear.
This is a safe place we can all go to share our insane addiction to this incestuous web that is myspace. We thought we lost it completely with friendster, myspace took us to a new level.
This page is about helping you realize what a big internet dork you are, and how hard we really are trying to be COOL ON THE INTERNET.
