While flying down the road yesterday (10 mph over the speed limit) A woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over and walked up to her car with that classic patronizing smirk and asked "What's your hurry ?" She said, " I'm late for work." "Oh yeah! " said the cop, " And exactly what do you do?"
She replied, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
"A what?," A rectum stretcher? and exactly what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, work my way up to two, then three, then four, then five, Then I work side to side until
I can get both hands in then slowly but surely stretch until its about 6ft. wide."
"And just what do you do with a six foot asshole? asked the cop.
The lady replied , " You give him a radar gun
and park him behind a bridge."
Traffic ticket :$95
Court costs: $45
The look on the cops face : Priceless.
