If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Wyoming.
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> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Wyoming.
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> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Wyoming.
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> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Wyoming.
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> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Wyoming.
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> If you measure distance in squares of farm land,you live in Wyoming.
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> If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Wyoming.
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> If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Wyoming.
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> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
> during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Wyoming.
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> If you install security lights on your house and
> garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Wyoming.
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> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Wyoming.
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> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,you live in Wyoming.
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> If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Wyoming.
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> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Wyoming.
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Wyoming.
> If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car,you live in Wyoming.
> If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Wyoming.
If you understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Wyoming friends & others, you actually have lived in Wyoming (Or any number of other "Upper Midwestern" states).
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