The boss walked into the office one morning not
knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide
open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This
morning when you left your house, did you close your
garage door?"
The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door,
and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly
was open and zipped it up. He then understood his
assistant's question about his "garage door" He
headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk
to ask, "when my garage door was open, did you see my
Hummer parked in there?
She smiled, "No I didn't. All I saw was an old mini
van with two flat tires".
