I have always heard you learn something new everyday. I suppose this is true. Of course I tend to wander around in a daze most of the time being distracted by shiny objects. So I miss alot.
Last night I was working. I managed to gash my thumb open.
I learned two very important things.
1. Having a bunch of beer in your system helps blood squirt all the hell over the place.
2. Napkins and electrical tape seem to make a good bandage for squirting thumb wounds.
I think the phrase squirting thumb wounds should be right up there with the phrase sucking chest wound in cool things everyone should see at least once in their life.
Well 45 mins give or take before the day is finally over. So I am going to smoke some shisha...have another beer and just relax until I am out of here.
