KinkQueen Bella Deviance's blog: "I Am The Who When You Call Who's There"

You attempt to use the bathroom quietly and politely (parents have connection closet to said bathroom) and you smack your head against the wall and it takes 5 minutes to get off the toilet and return to the computer.

And this entry took 3 minutes to write.  With decent grammar, punctuation, and everything.

YOU'RE SO JEALOUS.

Night.