You have more photos of ghosts than you do of family photos.
You hang out on a ghost message board more then any other place on
the net
You talk to an empty room.
You know you're a ghost hunter when your car has a bumper sticker
that reads: I'd Rather Be Ghost hunting!
You are more afraid of the living than you are of the dead
You're the only one in the photo shop who gets excited over "bad"
pictures
Your coolest ghost photo is framed and hanging in the hallway with
your family photos
99.99% of your bookmarks on the internet are ghost related.
You invite friends over to watch home movies and they see your last
three investigations. (Film of an empty room for 3 hours.)
Your company stops and stares at the Sony Night cam aimed at the bed
in the spare bedroom and you have to tell them it isn't what they
think it is.
You apologize to the ghost for getting scared because you thought it
was a human.
You sit at your computer and look at the reflections in the screen to
see if there is anyone' behind you
You sleep with a camera next to your bed, just in case
You find a EMF detector next to the remote for the TV.
Your kid says they have an imaginary friend, and out come the
cameras, tape recorders, camcorders
At an event you film the ceiling and places where there are no people
You spend as much time looking at the negatives, as you do the prints.
You spend more time with dead people than the living
You're watching scary movies with your family and someone asks "Can
ghosts really do that?" and you actually have an answer.
Attending a family reunion is a trip to the family plot
Your friends tell you not to get involved in this stuff, because you
may end up having a ghost possess you!
Your newest electronic toy is an EMF Detector!
You sit at the office all day staring at a mini web cam of some
deserted boat's engine room waiting for that "ONE PICTURE" instead of
getting any of your work done.
You have more recordings of EVP's than you do of your favorite music
You're the only one at Uncle Bob's funeral with an EMF meter
You've been chased away from the Amityville house after disturbing a
family barbeque in the backyard
UPS now delivers your new equipment to the office rather than your
home so you don't have to explain to your wife why you need another
ghost detector.
You have more photography equipment than a Japanese tourist
You get a new camera and the first thing you do is get rid of the
strap.
You are waiting for Regis to ask, "What is the most Haunted Place on
Earth?"
You take a picture of your entire family and ask any deceased
relatives to join in the picture
You spend all your free time in haunted buildings
You refuse to make friends with people who are skeptics.
You keep rewinding that part on "3 men and a baby" to try to prove
that isn't a cardboard cut-out of Ted Danson.
