Do you ever notice weird crap that doesn't make sense? Like how come a round pizza come in a square box? It would take up more space. And how is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto uses all four legs? They're both dogs! How come the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window to get some air? All right, if the opposite of pro is con, then is Congress the opposite of progress? This doesn't make any sense. I never thought that there were that many things that don't make sense. If you can think of any others, let me know.
