Oh my lord If its not one thing its another
That damn kid of mine, UGH
I just dont know what to say about his lil ass
well he isn't little at all he is 5 ft 7 and 140 lb 12 yr old.
I hear a knock at the door today and i think thats strange austin never comes home this early, I answer the door and sure enough its him.
He has this pitiful look on his face like someone just shit in his mouth.
I ask him whats wrong, he hesitates, and then after a few minutes of me grilling him he gives in.
Mom i got caught cheating today
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You fucking cheated?
Austin: Yeah well i didnt know there was a test
Me: Oh my Fucking God, Austin have you lost your gawd damned mind?
Austin: Mom i didnt know there was a test
Me: Well i think i would have rather gotten a fuckin 30 then a 0.
Austin: Well i wasn't gonna use it
Me: Well when what the fuck were you gonna do with it?
Austin: I dont know
Me: Austin if you wrote it on your hand you were going to use it
Austin: No i wasn't
Me: Ok lie to me on top of it all thats reallly cool Austin
How could you do this, Do you like the 7th grade so much you want to stay there again next yr?
Austin: Well I didnt get a chance to use it i got caught before i even looked at it
Me: Oh so you were going to cheat ?
Austin: Yeah but i didnt
Me: David are you hearing this shit
( David is snickering in the livingroom )
Me: Ugh what did the principle say ?
Austin: I dont know he wasn't there i will know tomorrow
Me: Well isnt that just fuckin peachy I guess i am going to have to come bail your ass out of this one ...No on second thought dont call home, I laready know about it just dont even call me dammit
Ugh i dont know what to do anymore, it seems like everyday it something new with him, Please someone tell me it is Hormones taking over his body that is making him Satan's child, because i dont know this boy anymore.
