there is a guy in our office that is over the top strange (Mark) and a super cool guy (Dave).
Dave just told me this knowing I was the only person he could tell, so now I'm telling all of you.
Dave stepped into the bathroom, Mark was in one of the stalls making a lot of noise doing his # 2 duty (I'll try not to make it graphic cuz I'm trying to eat lunch right now). I believe the word Dave used to describe it was "greasy". Anyways, Dave sees Mark in the stall with his Bible between his feet. Dave steps up to the urinal and hears Mark say, "Hi Dave, this is Mark." Dave says, "Hi Mark, how did you know it was me?" Mark says, "Hold on a minute Dave, there's another Dave in here and I think there is some confusion."
So Mark is in the bathroom, reading his Bible, making business calls, all while (I'm done eating now... hold on to your hats) taking a juicy, greasy, shit!!! How in the hell does this guy stay in business.
