You've Gotta Love Drunk People
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
Loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a
Drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a
Push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock
In the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he
Answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and
It is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and
Those two guys helped us?"
"I think you should help him, and you should be
Ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes
Out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still
There?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", calls out the
Husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
