Well, the last couple of blogs have been on the serious side, so I think it's time for a lil fun (plus Cecil said he would bite me if I wrote another serious blog). Anyways, I thought this could be fun and most of all, interactive. ANYBODY CAN JOIN!
When I was growing up, me and my friends used to do this this thing called PLAYING THE DOZENS. Some call it snappin', some call it joning, some just call it pure mean. But it always made the day go by faster, and it almost always resulted in a lot of laughs. What it is, basically, is jokes and insults on a person's family, looks, money, career, car, life, lover, kids, WHATEVER. Basically, it's YO MAMA IS SO...... jokes.
I would love to hear the best out there. What are some of the best snaps you've heard or said? I'll give you 20 of mine. Don't be shy, let er rip! And don't hold back! I'm a tough guy, I can take it......
1. Yo mama is so fat, when yo daddy wants to have sex, he needs to go to mapquest to find the hole.
2. Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Grape Nuts was a STD.
3. Your girlfriend is so fat, I would get on top when we have sex, but the ceiling fan keeps smackin my ass!
4. Your mama is so dumb, every time she blinks her eyes, she gets lost.
5. Your daddy is so stupid, I told him to take out the trash, and he took your mama to dinner.
6. Your sister is so ugly, they use her picture at the zoo to make the monkeys stop masturbating.
7. You may be tough and strong, but you'll never be half the man your mother is.
8. Your mama is so short, she couldn't get hired on at Keebler's.
9. You're so ugly, the only way you could get LAID is if you crawled up a chicken's ass and waited....
10. Your mama is so fat, she fell down, and when she tried to get back up, she accidentally rocked herself to sleep.
11. Your daddy is so old, Moses and Noah signed his yearbook.
12. Your teeth are soooo yellow......I can't believe it's not butter.
13. Your mama is so old, her birth certificate says "EXPIRED".
14. Your mama is so old, when she was a kid, rainbows were in black and white.
15. Your teeth are sooo yellow, when you stand on a street corner and smile, traffic slows down.
16. Your mama is so pale and ashy, she has to wear black gloves when eating powdered donuts, so she won't bite her fingertips off.
17. Your daddy is so dumb, he got hit by a parked car.
18. Your grandma is so old, when David killed Goliath, she went to get the cops
19. You're so nasty, you have to wash your ass with Tartar Control soap.
20. You're daddy is so hunchbacked, he has to wear goggles whenever he takes a piss
ALRIGHT! BRING IT ON! I wanna hear your best snaps. Make em cut throat! But most of all, make em funny!
