You mum is like a rugby game, everyone gets a
try.
Your
mum is like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
Your
mum is like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.
Your
mum is so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Your
mum is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Your
mum is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
mum’s so stupid she clamped her own car.
Your
mum is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.
Your
mum is so fat she went bowling and got a group discount.
>Your
mum’s so stupid she paid for free parking.
Your
mum’s so stupid she tried to put a DVD in a video player.
Your
mum’s so stupid she tripped on a wire of a cordless phone.
>Your
mum’s so stupid she asked “what is the number for 999”
Your
mum’s so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon
Your mum’s so fat she sat
down and caused an earthquake.
our mum's so
short you can see her feet in her drivers license picture
our mum's so
old she sat behind Jesus at school
Your mum is so old she waited tables at the last
supper
>Your mum is so stupid
she asked how much does a penny sweet cost>
Your mum is so dumb she got locked in a
supermarket and still starved to death
Your mum is so dumb she got locked in a clothes
store and came out naked
>Your mum is so dumb she got locked in a toilet
and wet herself
Your mum's so fat she makes Free Willy look like
a tic-tac
Your mum is so fat when she stepped on the scales
it said "one at a time"
Your mum is so fat her belt is the equator
Your mum is so fat she comes from both sides of
the family
Your mum is so ugly they dip her face in dough to
make monster cookies
Your mum is like a door, the more you bang it,
the looser it gets
Your mum is so fat that when she has a bath she
fills the bath and then puts
the water in
Your mum's so fat every time she turns around its
her birthday
Your mum's so fat that you have to dry her clothes
on the driveway
Your mum is so fat when she farts she makes an
eruption
Your mum's so fat she got on the scales and it
said to be continued
Your mum's so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in
alphabetical order
Your mum's so dumb she got locked in a furniture
shop and slept on the floor
Your mum's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice
and was still on top of her
Your mum is like the village football, everyone
gets a kick
Your mum's so hairy you got carpet burn when you were born
Your mum, enough said!
Your mum is like a TV, she gets turned on by
black knobs
Your mum is so fat that when she went to Hong
Kong people started yelling at her saying
"Look Godzilla."
Your mum is so fat, its hard to tell the
difference between her knickers and a bed sheet
Your mum's like the village bicycle, everybody
has had a ride
Your mum is so fat that when she was lying on the
beach Greenpeace came and tried to roll her back into the water
Your mum so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat
people yell "taxi"
Your mum is so stupid when she got a job at an
M&M factory she got fired for throwing out the W's
Your mum is so fat she every time she turns
around they give her a welcome back party
Your mum is so fat that when she wanted to go
through a door they had to grease the frames and hold a Mars bar on the other
side
Your mum is so ugly that when she went to a ugly
competition they said sorry no professionals
Your mum is so fat she has got her own postcode
Your mum is so dumb she fell out the window ironing
the curtains
>Your mum is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a
lifeguard
Your mum is so stupid she climbed over a glass
wall to see what was on the other side
Your mum's like a DIY store, 1p a screw
Your mum is so fat that she plays pool with the
planets
Your mum is so old she farts dust
Your mum is so old when God said "let there
be light" she flipped the switch
Your mum so fat that when she fell down wearing a
yellow shirt everyone yelled, "Look, the sun is falling!"
>Your mum is so fat that she needs planning
permission to sit dow
Your mum's like a bowling ball, picked up fingered
and thrown in the gutterYour mum is so ugly, when she went to a haunted
house she came out with an application form
Your mums so fat she went out wearing high heels
and came back in flip flops
Your mum is so ugly she makes blind kids cry<
Your mum is so big, fat and clumsy when she was
walking to Asda she tripped over Sainsbury's and landed on Tesco
Your mum's so fat when she went down a rainbow
skittles popped out
Your mum's arse is so big when she sits down she's
3 foot taller
Your mum's teeth are so yellow when she smiles Bob
Marley comes out and sings "the sun is shining"
our mum is so poor the light went out and she
said who turned off the heating?
Your mum is so fat NASA are going to use her to
fill the hole in the ozone layer
>Your mum's so thick she sits on the telly and
watches the sofa
Your mum is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board
and nailed a hundred times
Your mum's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's
got Bob Marley in a headloc
>Your mum is so short she can do cartwheels under
the bed
your mum's so fat while I was shagging her I
burnt my arse on the light bulb
Your mum is so fat when she bends over naked she
leaves skid marks on the ceiling
>Your mum is so poor she had to put her cardboard
box up for second mortgage
>Your mum's so fat every time she ties her
shoelaces there's an eclipse<
Your mum's so fat I slapped her arse and rode the
wave in
Your mum is so poor she chased after the bin
lorry with a shopping list
Your mum's so poor, when I came to your house and
stepped on a button, she said, "No, my life savings"
Your mum's like a light switch, even a 5 year old
can turn her on
>Your mum's gap between her teeth is so wide, I
didn't know whether to smile or kick a field goal
Your mum is so ugly the dog fucks her leg with
its eyes closed
