Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head.
Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars.
Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.
Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk.
Yo mama's neck is so wrinkled, she can grate cheese on it.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.
Yo mama's hair is so short, she don't get finger waves, she gets finger prints.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, it looks like an aerial view of the million man march. Look! There goes Farrakhan!
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass.
Yo mama's head is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it.
Yo mama's head is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures.
Yo mama’s head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.
Yo mama's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.
Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo mama's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over.
Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.
Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread.
Yo mama's a blind bird-watcher.
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears.
Yo mama is so horny, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"
Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny.
Yo mama's tits are so small, she had to tattoo "front" on her chest.
Yo mama's jaw is so strong, she can blow bubbles in Now-'N-Laters.
