Guess what, you know that creepy uncle of yers, that wants to hugg wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much? He called n he's on his way to see you! N he's bringing his big ole wife, the one that wears the moomoo all the time n flip flops. Well anit much flip left in em, more like flat flops.Think thier smartass son will be with him, the scrawny white boy who thinks he's black. Tries to talk street n sounds stupid doing it n wears his hat crooked n such ignorant shit. Thier freaky ass daughter prolly driving, the one who still dresses goth, n plunders thourgh yer medicine cabinet when she visits. Shes the one who knows when everyone goes to the dr, n comes over complianing she has such a bad headache or backache, bumming some pills. Then there is thier shittyaas 4 year old smartalec boy who whine n yells n gets his way. You remember, he plunders thourgh yer house, n his parents dont do a damn thing, except say oooooh yer gonna get a time out! whoopty freaky do, that anit ever made a kid behave. Think thier on the way to borrow money, or go thourgh yer fridge. Ehh you better lock the door n turn out the lites, act like u anit home till they leave lol.
Sound familar? Think we all have relatives like that. Wont work, trash all in thier yard n house, bratty kids and they wonder why no one likes em.But u know em, if not family then other folks you know. Remember when you hear thier piece of shit car pulling up, dont answer the door, act like no ones home.
N i anit meaning this toward any particular person, just something i thought about today.