1) been in the back of a police car?
Yeah but I probably shouldn't talk about that yet
2) been in the military?
No but had some military in me
3) watched fireworks on acid?
I have watched many things on acid
4) been beaten up?
Well if you ask him yeah
5) driven drunk?
Oh yeah
6) owned cats?
No I refuse to be the Crazy Cat Lady
7) played on stage for money?
Only with myself
8) worked in a nightclub?
Well it migh be abel to pass as a nightclub
9) been to the middle east?
Hmmmm . . . will you turn me in to the FBI if I say yes
10) have thai relatives?
Hehehe, relatives . . .
11) smoked opium?
Drugs are bad
12) driven 110 miles an hour?
Well this time . . . yeah never mind
13) lived in texas?
Uh, no
14) lived with a stripper?
Does living with myself count?
15) had sex in a snowbank?
It wasn't an actual snow bank - more just a shoveled pile of snow
16) worked in a sex shop?
Hehehe . . . how loosely are we defining work?
17) abused as a child?
Nah I prefer to do the abusing
18) run from a cop?
I was not built for running
19) made out in a grave yard?
Oh I'll tell ya about that if ya ask
20) been to a state fair?
Yep - it's Ohio what else is there to do in the summer?
21) had a garden?
Hell no - grave yard yes
22) seen the movie 'renegade'?
Uh not to my knowledge
23) swum naked in the lake?
Hehehe . . . lake yeah we'll call it a lake
24) had a conversation with a satanist?
Lots of them - I don't discriminate I hate all religion equally
25) gone rock climbing?
I don't know any adults named Rock I can climb on yet
26) have sisters?
Well we share parents
27) lived in a loft?
No, broke a loft bed once though - hehehe his mom was pissed
28) lived in a basement?
Practically
29) owned a convertible?
Never had the desire, just makes it easier for people to kill me
30) been married?
Hmm well there was this midget in Vegas but we agreed to never speak of that night again . . .
31) owned 6 cars at same time?
Why in the hell would I want to?
32) fed geese?
Ate goose
33) been to willow creek church?
Church? Are you serious?
34) seen the ocean during a storm?
Yep - and it works well for body removal
35) slashed a tire?
That so can not be proven
36) sold artwork you created?
I do no artwork
37) spoken to a dead person?
Oh sure every day
38) had a 'lucid dream'?
Hehehe
39) had your appendix out?
I actually still have the one organ I don't yet need
40) been hit on the head with a bottle?
More than once
41) prayed for death?
Every time I look out my window
42) lost 50 pounds?
Still trying
43) pet a tarantula?
Well I caught it and killed it didn;t actually pet it
44) had your door kicked in?
Technically yes
45) hugged a bum?
Have you seen the people I know - this is just a dumb question
46) shot at someone?
With my um . . .never mind
47) played with hot wax?
On more than one occasion
48) been to neo 16 days in a row?
What the hell?
49) caught crawfish?
Yeah when I was younger we thought they were fun to torture
50) laughed til you couldn't breath?
Every time I talk to Jack . . . that damn helicopter thing gets me every damn time
51) had a friend who got killed by the police?
Uh yeah actually
52) lost $100?
All the time
53) seen a ghost?
Looked in a mirror?
54) been to chinatown?
Yes
55) been chewed out when it wasn't your fault?
Doesn't have to be my fault for me to be rewarded
56) fed a stray cat?
Miss my stray
57) been surfing?
Why?
58) had a friend die of a drug overdose?
Sure
59) had a friend go to prison?
Most of them are still there
60) owned a magic 8-ball?
Have one in my room right now
61) read castanada?
Huh?
62) chased someone with a machette?
You so can't prove that either
63) had someone say you were their best friend?
Yep - and she will continue to say it if she wants to see her little dog again
64) given someone your last dollar?
Well I usually spend it somehow
65) had someone give you their last cigarette?
Not willingly
66) worked at a concert?
Worked on someone
67) eaten camel meat?
What the hell?
68) been awake for 72 hours?
Pesky meth addiction
69) smashed a car window?
Maybe
70} gone without food for four days?
Single mom - yeah
71) lived on ramen noodles for months?
See comment above
72) get kicked by a cop?
Kicked no
73) made out with 2 people at the same time?
I demand to knwo who you talked to
74) dressed like a pirate?
Uh no
75) ever stage dive at a show?
AS if I trust people enhough for that
76) given $30 to a beggar?
Yes she is my sister
77) told a lawyer to fuck off?
Not in those exact words - more like - go fuck him and leave me alone
78) have an ex with kids (not yours)?
Yeah - why is he saying they are mine too?
79) do you wear size 12 boots?
Why no no I do not
80) seen 'blue man'?
No - don't care to heard enough "blue" shit in high school
81) kicked higher than your head?
Yeah I can d it nce in a while
82) driven 20 miles on a flat?
Hell if I know
83) eaten raw meat?
Yeah but she got mad when I called her Meat
84) own tarot cards?
Couple of sets
85) shaved your head?
Um - hehehe
86) built a fort in the woods?
What you think I am doing a Blair Witch Project?
87) owned a human skull?
In time . . . in time
88) played a drum?
Not well
89) carried someone who was passed out?
Way too far
90) meditated?
OHMMMMM
91) puked up cold beer?
It wasn't cold when it came back up
92) built a boat?
It's Ohio
93) owned a hookah?
I had one that resided at my home for a while, not really sure where it moved to or who with or who actually owned the damn thing - does anyoen actually own them or do they just freely float from home to home at will and everyone just assumes that a buddy took it or something?
94) been to crobar?
What the fuck?
95) seen the series 'nowhere man'?
Nah
96) read 'alice in wonderland' lately?
Coupel of years ago
97) enjoy monty python?
Never had him, though did have some that resembled members of the flying circus
98) took a punch and laughed it off?
More than once - I'm a tough bitch really
99) put a curse on someone?
Did you not read the rules about this sort of thing - page 5 rule 11
100) created your own survey?
I think I should
