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276695's blog: "Manson's Trites"

created on 10/08/2006  |  http://fubar.com/manson-s-trites/b11667
Yahweh's creation. Current mood: Saintly Yahweh always had been a troubled child. He had a strange way about him. From an early age he was struggling with the concept of Ying and Yang. He had it in his head that good could overcome evil. A seriously unbalanced child, he never understood the idea that the universe took care of its self, and the balance between Ying and Yang was not to be messed with. Yahweh always wanted to create, but was forbidden to create physical life. The energy force that controlled physical life was complicated and only accomplished students of Omnipotence School were allowed to attempt this feat. Yahweh failed Omnipotence School and was thrown out in his second year. The Elders could not get through to the boy. Yahweh liked to break the rules and was impatient. The process for creating physical life, in a perfect form was complicated and Yahweh liked to take shortcuts. The Elders expelled Yahweh and forbid him from creating physical life. A charming boy, Yahweh came to Viect'orian one day with his theory, that given the chance, he could prove that good would overcome evil. He presented a quite compelling case, and against Viect'orian's better judgment, he let the boy go off and create. Yahweh was given a star, as young Gods are on his 15th Aeon. The seventh star in the fifth house of Saeris.Yahweh worked for six days, and was happy with his creation. On the seventh day he went home and rested, and he discussed his "good" creation with his father. In order to test his theory, he needed an evil force to taunt the good he had created. Reluctantly, his father offered up a fallen angel named Lucifer, who had been spending his days in rehab. Lucifer had been one of Viect'orian's greatest angels, with a beautiful voice, and loved to perform with Gabriel. An extremely handsome angel, he was quite the lady's man. Wine and woman took their toll on the angel and he soon fell. It wasn't long before he became belligerent, and began preaching against the laws of the Universe. Viect'orian was left with no choice but to send the fallen angel into rehab. Yahweh was very excited with the idea Lucifer would play the role of Yang in his experiment, and immediately began hollowing out the center of the planet earth and setting it ablaze. Fire was the only force known to imprison fallen angels. While the fire could contain the fallen angel, his powers of evil could move past the flames and to the surface of the planet. Lucifer was also very excited at the possibility of taunting Yahweh's creation, and disproving the laws of the Universe. He had been preaching to the other angels, who had all loved him, that the laws of the Universe were unfair to the forces of evil, and given the chance evil would destroy all that is good. The idea of being cast to the center of the planet earth, was only a small inconvenience. The man and woman Yahweh had created, as the physical life form, had been placed in a garden with everything thing good they could desire. With no concept of good and evil, they would live forever in perfect balance with Ying and Yang. Only the Gods knew of the balance between the two forces, however Yahweh planted a tree in the garden, whose fruit possessed the knowledge of the two forces. Yahweh was certain his perfect creation would resist the evil forces of the fallen angel, and not eat of the fruit. What Yahweh neglected to realize was, in his haste to create he had forgotten the woman, and later stealing the rib from the man, to create the woman, was against the laws of Creation. "Once a perfect physical life form is created it shall not be disturbed", the second bi-law, article C in the Omnipotent Creations Manual, Fourth Edition. The manual further states: "Any life form, created from parts thereof another life form, outside the normal reproduction of said life form, shall be deemed imperfect." subtitle G, article C, (OCM) Had Yahweh completed Omnipotence School, and read the code of the OCM, he would have been aware of the consequences of doing so. Yahweh was impatient, and in his haste had created an imperfect woman. Lucifer had learned in rehab, of Yahweh's expulsion from Omnipotent School. He was aware of the young God's impatience, and had heard of his reluctance to follow rules. Because his powers were limited to the surface of the planet earth, Lucifer had no choice but to take the form of the serpent, whose belly remained in full contact with the planet. The woman had no fear of the serpent because she knew not of fear, nor any other negative emotion. Lucifer appeared before the imperfect woman, and made his case for the fruit of the tree. The woman looked upon the fruit, saw that it was edible, and without hesitation tasted of the fruit. Her eyes became open to good and evil and she felt fear for the first time they fell upon the serpent. Her screams startled Lucifer and he fled back to his dark palace. The man, hearing the woman's screams, ran to her. He knew not what the screams meant, but was compelled to run. Approaching the woman, he seen that she had taken a bite of the fruit. The woman looked upon the man with lust, seeing he was naked and realizing he was very well endowed. She pulled the man close, whispered in his ear and stroked his manhood. She grazed his lips with the fruit and the juice ran down his chin, while she continued her prose. The man was reluctant of mind, but not of body. He remembered Yahweh's warning of the fruit, and yet he cared not. The woman continued to taunt the man with the fruit, as she toyed with his genitals. Tasting the juice of the fruit, and finding it very sweet, the man took a bite. His eyes opened and the two immediately fell to the ground in lust. Seeing the woman for the first time, knowing she was naked and with ample bosom, he caved to his carnal desires. Yahweh happened upon the garden, and seen the two squirming upon the ground with no purpose other than fornication. He called out to the man, and asked why he was on the ground, and lying upon the woman. The man, now possessing the knowledge of good and evil, concocted the first lie mankind ever told. Jumping up, the man said to Yahweh, "She was having a fit my lord and I was trying to consul her." "What is this fit you speak of , and how do you know of such things?" Yahweh asked. The man, realizing he was still possessing a full erection, said to his lord. " I have tasted the fruit of the tree you forbid, my lord, and it was good…very good. I seen that the woman was naked and had nice breasts, and was taken with lust, my lord ." Yahweh knew he had lost to Lucifer and mankind was doomed, evil had won over good. "Go about your business and finish with the woman, but know that from this day you shall die." Yahweh's voice echoed in the garden, as he continued, " From this day the woman shall be cursed to perform domestic chores, and be subservient to the man, and childbirth, which I shall explain later, shall be forever painful to the woman." The man, knowing he was losing his erection and hoping his lord would stop soon, looking perplexed, asked, "What is my punishment my lord?" Yahweh, giving considerable thought to the question, replied, "The erection, you now hold, shall fall at the most inconvenient times, and the woman's voice shall tear at the fabric of your soul." Yahweh disappeared, and the man took the woman. The woman became with child, and the birth proved to be very painful. The man soon learned his curse of the woman's voice. Imperfect children, of the imperfect woman filled the planet, and evil took a stronghold. Some say Yahweh came back later and destroyed the planet, with a great flood, but this is not true. When Yahweh disappeared, the band of Angels, Lucifer had taken as his followers while in rehab, came to the planet and fornicated with the women. The women became with children, and the sons of these fallen Angels, the Nephilim, built unidentified flying machines and taunt mankind to this day. Yahweh has not been seen since and Viect'orian keeps the sun burning upon his son's experiment, just as a mother keeps the child's seedling in a pot on the window sill, with little hope of seeing growth. S. M.
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