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69 Year Old · Male · From Licking, MO · fu-Owned by Snazzibuttaflii and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on June 5, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 19th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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RULES OF SENDIN ME A FRIENDS REQUEST:
1) HAVE A SALUTE! I put my salute up 11 years ago, if my fugly ass can do it, so can you! end of story
2) leave me a comment on my profile, PLUS send some kind of short message (your name only does NOT count, I can read your fuckin name, duhh)
in the words of 1 of my old Drill Sergeants, SFC Rasmuessen, "Its just that damn simple!"


actually, there's a good chance I wont accept your friend's request, Im really NOT that damn friendly, but if ya just feel the need to be on my list, show me ya titties to influence me to accept!


~~NO SALUTE = FUCK OFF!!~~




**by me (inspired by WAR)


so you would like a new bling
don't beg to me, I wont buy ya a thing

I sometimes give some to my fam
I really don't care if ya give a damn

you never speak or say 'HI'
and wonder why I just let your auction link go bye-bye

BUY ME THIS, BUY ME THAT
get a job n maybe your ass wont be so fat

PiMpInG your NSFWs real hard
excuse me, but don't hookers charge?

ya know its really pathetic n lame
to spend $10,000 to try to win this game

its almost funny in a way
to watch all this moral decay

but the scary part is
the future lies with today's kids

'Lead By Example' use to mean a lot
now I just hope not





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69 Year Old · Male · From Licking, MO · fu-Owned by Snazzibuttaflii and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on June 5, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 19th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!

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