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> Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
> Saint Peter at the pearly gates
> "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said,
> "you must each possess something
> that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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> The first man fumbled through his pockets and
> pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
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> "It represents a candle" he said.
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> "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint
> Peter said.
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> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled
> out a set of keys.
> He shook them and said, "They're bells."
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> Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly
> gates"
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> The third man started searching desperately
> through his pockets and finally
> pulled out a pair of women's panties.
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> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow
> and asked,
> "And just what do those symbolize?"
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> The man replied, "These are Carols."
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> And So The Holiday Season Begins...
