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I don't whats up with all the chain letters as of late that is why i hate giving out my email. Once i sent this out all that junk stopped coming .. so if you get these please feel free to pass it on....
Hello, for you that don’t know my name is Morphy, I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, a suck ass job, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 90 billion fucking forwards chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, they will be handsomely rewarded by MicroShit. Or that a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How fuckin stupid are we?
" Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Peter in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2008, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 thousand times.
I don't really fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Oh btw there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goat less Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
So go on, now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning as soon as you put your underwear they will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
Morphy
P.S. now send me 15 bucks
