Writing on the walls
WRITING ON THE WALLS
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
-------Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
-------Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
-----Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it.
-------Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
------Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's
You're too good for him.
----Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics
No wonder you always go home alone.
-----Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
-------Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can't take a
dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.
-------Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
Beauty is only a light switch away.
-------Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
-------Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-------Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your
hands.
-------Men's restroom, Lynagh's
