Wrestlemania 23 from hooters in Davenport, Iowa
This may not seem like a romantic gesture to many women, but let me remind you that I love my WWE boys. On top of that, they've got the smallest tittied hooter girls I've ever seen!
First match, right off the bat start off the night with "Money In The Bank" ladder match, highlight there being when Jeff Hardy went off the top of a 15 foot ladder into Edge laying across another ladder from the ring to the barricade, Edge taken out on a stretcher. YES!! Winner of the match is Mr. Kennedy from smackdown. Eh ok outcome kinda crappy but at least Edge didn't take it. Back stage party with Cryme Tyme, the booty shakin' girls, Slick, Dusty Rhodes, Ron, Eugene, Lula and Mae Young. "DAMN!"
Second highlight of the night, Mr. McMahon is BALD!! It took a stunner or 2 and all 3 men (Lashley, Stone Cold, and Trump) to hold the boss man in the chair, but so be it! Stone Cold being his typical beer drinkin', ass kickin' self. Stunners were also delivered to Shane and Trump. Gotta love the Texas Rattle Snake! Beers all around!
Undertaker vs Batista, well what can I say other then the dead man rose again? 15-0
ECW made their Wrestlemania debut, new blood vs the originals. Now I know it doesn't take a rocket scientists to figure out who won that match. You have just gotta admit that when you put guys like RVD, Sabu, Tommy Dreamer, and Sandman against a group of noobs then the men will win out.
The battle of the monsters, the Great Kahli and the big read Machine, Kane. Kahli made Kane look like a midget! This could have been a bloodier match, but it was quickly over with the oh so confident cover by Kahli.
MVP vs the rabid wolverine Chris Benoit, a very teqnical match, quite enjoyable to watch. Title is on the line, so you know that the wolverine came out on top.
The main event, HBK Shawn Micheals vs John Cena for the championship, Cena blasts through the glass barricade making quite an entrance. One hell of a match, the boys went blow for blow for a bit, and the momentum went back and forth between them. HBK pile drives Cena into the steel steps. We heard some music and saw a few F-U's before HBK tapped out to the STF-U. Cena tried to be a "big man" and shake HBK's hand, that didn't happen, but there was also not a chunk of disrespect in it so it's an outcome that did not dissapoint me.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, there was a lumber jill match wasn't there? I am sure that Melina managed to get out of the still holding the title, can't say I cared to watch the sluts beating on eachother though, so I wasn't really paying attention. I do know it was a short match. 
