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Ok lets have some fun here...i won't mention any of the names from which i have recieved many of these rather entertaining shouts from but you know me i will post them and have fun with them too....enjoy my friends.
1. Nice legs..what time do they open.
*do i like like a fucking convience store people?...not very original here*
2. You got 206 bones in your body..do you want one more?
*well if his dick was half as big as his ego i might of been interested...NOT
3.I have 9 inches and i can make your pussy bleed.
*that one scared me so much i blocked his ass and hid my cat...i'm against animal cruelty. lol*
4. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
*he wanted to play his game but didn't like my game of hide and go fuck yourself..hmmm i hate people that can't play fair.
5.If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
*i'm betting not cause if we had to be the last people on earth for him to whip it out in public..i'm betting it would be a waist of time for me.*
6.I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
*if you read between the lines the hidden message in this is...i have a 2 inch dick and can blow hot air out my ass*
7.I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !
*thank god it was all snow and the roads were closed before he got to me. lmao*
8.Are you a farmer? cuz u sure know how to raise a cock.
*wow a man that can fling shit better than a farmer...surprise surprise
9.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
*wish i was close enough to give him the gun to do it*
10.I'm a man ..wanna fuck?
*i'm a bitch ...wanna die?* lmao
11.Did you fart..cause you blew me away?
*ok i'll admit that one was just funny*
12. Can i dip you in honey and throw you in a room full of lesbians and watch them lick it all off you?
*can i paint a target on your ass and throw you in a jail cell full of men with no less than 9 inches each and watch?*
13.In 5 minutes, my penis is going to be in your mouth.
*hell if that was true he would have lost cause in less than two minutes he would have had my foot surgically removed from his ass*
14.I'd walk a thousand miles barefoot over broken glass, just to jerk off to your shadow!
*i'm lazy i would only walk down the street to the gun shop to blow him.* lmao
15. I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
*i'm going to kill myself ..i need a name to put on the confession note.*
16.Oh and this one was a good one...hey if u have yahoo messenger, i'll tie up my balls and wack em w/ a stick on cam for ya, joe
*now i know i said no names but joe...you deserved some kind of credit..just be glad i left your yahoo addy out of it you dick wad!!*
17. Do you like shaved cock?....no now why would you want to shave a poor rooster and leave him to get cold?
18. I have one nipple that is a different color from the other two is this normal?...ok this one is just funny as hell coming from a man.
Ok that was fun...keep em coming retards and i'll keep putting them on here for everyone to read.
