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Worst/Nastiest/Dumbest/Lamest 1st lines received by beautiful women on Fubar; I am writing this blog just for fun, so enjoy!

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This blog was inspired by Kilala 911 Girlz (thanks Kilala!), one of the many beautiful sexy women on Fu.  

So, I asked some of the sexiest, most liked, and most popular women on Fu:

“What’s the worst first line you’ve gotten?” 

Some of these first liners are hilarious, some are rude, some are JUST PLAIN SAD. When available, I included the replies given (which RAWK).  

 

Men of Fu, read carefully, and learn what NOT to say, PLEASE….! Saying things like these will get you blocked or in some "Futard" or "FuPervs" folder.  =)

 

From Kilala 911 Girlz:

  • “hey sweetie how do you look topless?”
  • “are you looking for master?”

 

From jeanniejeanster: (Yup, that's me...)

  • “You look like your pussy tastes like strawberries”
  • “do you have skype, msn or yahoo messenger?”
  • “Ever play on cam?”
  • “Please tell me you like to titty fuck”
  • this gem just came into my SB: "hi"; reply: "hi!"; "you single?"; reply: "yes, why do you ask?"; "cause you look so fuckable!"
  • "do little dicks make you laugh?"
  • "hello would you like to watch me stroke my cock?"
  • "love your tits !"
  • "i wood like to be your friend" oh gawddddd if you can't even spell "would", WTF?

 

From Ninja:

  • “loved your boobs girl”

 

From Tara Rawwrz:

  • "id like to have my dick in you"

 

From xMARCIExFuCTx wifey 2 phee:

  • "Can I lick your ass?"

 

From Hard 2 Handle:

  • “damn ur fine, 404 XXX XXXX for a text bud lol..! 1 day u might(=

 reply: “why the hell would I text you when i dont even talk to you here?" 

  • “hi wot you think of nakked men..lol”

 reply: “I LOVE Them - no clothes = less protection when I want to kick or punch them” 

 

From: GrnEyEs

  • “are u into anal? and 3somes?”
  • “i wanna sprinkle a load across your breast from 4 feet away”

 reply: “Good luck with that.”

 

Bad Kitty xXUHXx FuWify to Will

  • “MSN pls”
  • “How big are they?”
  • “Marry me”
  • “wanna see my cock”
  • "Would you please fuck me with a strap on?"
  • "do u want to sex chat and i know we just meet but ur really good looking"

reply: "hmmm, nope"

  • "you are pretty cute so may i ask a question how do i get access to all folders"

reply: "Hmmmmm... A brand new car"

  • "baby would u like having two cocks?"
  • "sexy girl id tap that all night"
  • "You have the sexiest body I have ever seen! Can I bend you over and use my tongue to fuck your pussy and asshole?"


From: Tat2ewd gUard1An slaVe to Hotmlnga

  • “Hey, would you pee through a pair of panty hose for me?”

 

From: LINT LICKIN COOTIE QUEEN XxTMxX's:

  • “Hey, I have a huge dick”

 

From Mia:

  • “Can you please suck my dick?”

 

From Jazz55:

  • “You would look good in a collar and dominate me.”

 

From Latin Queen Owner of the VIP room: (so many good ones, just picked my favorites! THANK you Queen! Y)

  • “got any diapers I could have, I made a stinkie in mine”
  • “Hi baby have you ever been spanked before?”
  • “i don't like to beat around the bush, i think your hot and i want to see you naked. I'm board with the small talk nonsense. No guy on here acutally wants to send you a virtual alcoholic beverage”
  • “I want to ask you something, so you can tell me your opinion please... if a guy like watching porn filmswith trans or he maybe also like to have sex with one..is he str8? bi? or gay?”
  • “i'm salim, call me for chat and for sex”

 

From mj ecs:

  • “u look like a girl i used to date”
  • “i love u…”
  • “u want my cock its 10 inches soft”

 

From SiLLy CaLiFaS GuRl OooH YeA Rt ThErE:

  • “so do u masterbate and give me ur yahoo and msn and we can do together”
  • “my yahoo is xxx and i have a hard cockk waiting for you”

 

From Cherrybomb:

  • “i made a stinky, would u mind changing me”

 

From YOU:

  • “does size matter?”
  • “you walk into your bedroom only to find me there admiring myself in the mirror wearing your sexy lingerie”


From BaMa HAPPILY MARRIED TO MY SOULMATE RANDY:

  • “can i see your naughty pics”

 

From Exotic Mistress Z:

  • “would you fu marry me”
  • “i love a good looking black bbw” (the lovely Ms. Exotic Mistress Z is Asian)

 

From OrganizmXxLOVESxDiabloVT:

  • "hey babe...I'm 10 inches soft”
  • "like to judge me in size on yahoo or msn or u shy????"
  • "let me tingle ur clitoral hood bb" (yea, this asshole said this to two different women, see below, this is incredible!!!!!!)
  • "if i told ya you had beautiful titts would ya hold em against Me" 


From SHaY BaYBaY xxFuCTxx:

  • “can i stick it in your ass?”

 

From MsKrissDBCCyberfmDJ:

  • “would u like to rub my cock with your feet?”
  • “you want to see my big fat dick?”

reply: “i can already see you're a big fat dick”

 

From a fu female who didn’t want her name used:

  • “Do u think its wrong for a woman to finger a mans asshole?”

 

From EmpressofDarkness: 

  • "i want you as a mother, please i mean you should take me as your son" 

 

From Vixen xXSERXxDJ MGR:

  • "let me tingle ur clitoral hood bb" (disturbing! you can't make this shit up!!!)

 

From JenLove WPR: 

  • "can i pay you to shit in your mouth?"

 

From MissRebecca Tempest in a C Cup

  • "I'm hung like a horse on Viagra"

 

A very SPECIAL thank you to all the beautiful Fu women who gave me their time and input! 

LMAO, keep them coming.... SB/PM them to me! 

jj ♥

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