A Top 10 on Pickup lines
1."So, what's your screen name?"
2."My mom is passed out on meds. Wanna come over?"
3."Get into the back of my van, I'm not kidding."
4."I'm a tenth level wizard. Wanna see my cape?"
5."So, have you ever been to Czechoslovakia? Perhaps the Soviet Union?"
6."Hey, its singles night at the Scientology Center"
7."Let's go pray."
8."Wanna see my junk?"
9."Have you ever seen the inside of a public utilities bathroom?"
10."Someone walks up to you and spits on you. "Can I help you get out of them wet clothes?"