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A hip young man goes out and buys
the best car available:
a Ferrari Enzo. It is also most expensive
car in the world, and it costs him $700,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks,
"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A Ferrari Enzo.
It cost $700,000!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man.
"Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 217 miles an hour!"
states the young dude proudly.
The moped driver asks,
"Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the
window and looks around.
Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show
the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds the car hit top
speed. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly...
Something whips by him going much faster.
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?'
the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him,
he sees a dot coming toward him.
It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction!
and it looked like the old man on the moped.
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy.
"How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
But again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!
Ka-BbblaMMM!
It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out,
and it IS the old man! He runs up to the mangled old
man and says,
"Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror"
