Work Smarter, Not Harder…
As most of you know, I have far more friends who are female than are male. This makes for some interesting conversations in that I get to hear all the ways men are idiots. The one that always manages to infuriate me is when a woman is with a man who so insecure that he makes her get rid of all her “toys”. Come on!! What the fuck are you morons out there thinking?? If there are any men out there reading this let me just say this to you…
“WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER…” Why do you feel like a mechanical apparatus can replace you? You give her love and affection. You give her companionship and attention. What is that little toy going to give her that she wants more than you? It is a tool gentlemen! It is like a screwdriver or a saw, admittedly a power tool, but a tool none the less. When used correctly these tools can help you create masterpieces. More importantly, they can help create these masterpieces quicker, so you can have some masterful work done on you. It is simple logic here guys. What do most women complain about when it comes to sex?? When a man gets his its over and she is left to fend for herself. What does this make the man?? A loser!! How about this instead… you take these tools and learn to use them. You learn to use these tools like your life depended on it. Then spend a little time at the beginning on this thing called foreplay. Watch how much intense pleasure you can give her. And guess what she will see?? A man who is secure in himself and extremely interested in satisfying her. Moreover this will encourage her to reciprocate. Can you say mind blowing?? I know there are guys out there who saying “I keep my woman satisfied, I don’t need no damn toy.” To you I say “you’re a fool!” It is a fact that it is more difficult for a woman to achieve orgasm than a man. Straight intercourse won’t do it for most women. Maybe you do have one of those women who just cream at the sight of you. But I challenge you to do this one thing. Be a man, grow some stones buy a toy and take it to bed with your woman and use it on her. Just once, and then let her decide whether to keep it or not. Listen I have been told more than once that I have an amazing tongue, but why would I stay down so long that my neck gets sore, when I can implement a toy and get the job done in half the time and then get to the part where she is pleasuring me. Now I would never say run out and buy the John Holmes size model, because that would just be stupid. As a rule always try to stay the same size or smaller than you, but don’t be afraid to have them around. If you truly keep your woman happy, she will truly keep you that way…
WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER….
