SNUGGLEBUNNY's blog: "Words to Live By"

~The Why's of Men~ 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know..... it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you are just an old sour fart ! And for the ladies..... One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' And they say blondes are dumb... ---------------------------------------------! -- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' ----------------------------------------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

Graduation should by a time for joy and happiness, although sometimes being sad (high school days)being the end of an era and the starting of a new one. At least that's what most think and feel. In my opinion, last night's Graduation if that's what you call it was more of a floop. The new President, did a comedy act for the last half of the students, while we were lining up so the first half barely knew what to do. We went in one isle got through the ceremony which was ok. At the end of the ceremony instead of everyone going out and up one isle (as we did when I got my Certificate last year) they vacated the quickest route and went up both directions. I'm not sure what they thought of that in the long run but I only hope next year they give better instructions to everyone. This year they actually did Valedictorian and Salutatorian of each department. One would have thought, with my 3.98 (22 A's and 2 A-'s [where A=4.0 and A- = 3.70] = 3.975) instead of someone having 23 A's and 1 B [where a B = 3.00] (23*4.0) + 3.0 = 92+3 = 95/24 = 3.95833333333 (you get the picture). My thinking is they made this decision before my final grade was put in for my extern because where they had my located at did not have the full 8 hour day office hours like most so I had to go an extra week and a half. With having the incomplete I was at a 3.64 but after the A was put in I had a 3.98 GPA which I graduated with. Even though they said my incomplete wouldn't effect my GPA in the long run once the letter grade was put in. I still think it had some effect on my Graduation as my mother said she expected me to get something. My mother forgot her digital camera ~ she grabed her old one instead. I had taken mine up with me in hopes of getting one of the other students nearby still setting to get one while I was receiveing my diploma (although, they weren't actually in there we have to pick them up starting May 7th.) I am going to question how they determined who was Val. & Sal. and see what they say. I am really starting to wish I had just stayed home and not went. It's not like I had a bunch of my Family or Friends that showed where we went out for a drink to celebrate afterwards. I'm sure this is probally because my mother had expected more (myself I feel like I was screwed because they made there choices before all final grades were put in.) So there were just a few pictures taken while I was outside away from all the noise and the crowded halls. (Windy of course as you can see with the one photo).

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $20.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * find the love you always wanted BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles: "im having a baby!!" "I'm a lesbian" "I admit that I like her" "FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE UR UGLY ASS READS THIS" "I admit I sucked his dick " "BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY" "WHO you..Never..." "Im HAPPY its OVER " "ask me out already" " FUCK I GOT ARRESTED...AGAIN" "OkAy, So i ChEaTeD On HiM LaSt NiGhT...Sooo" ''Baby I want you back, i'm sorry '' "Just to settle all the rumors...it's true " "I swear we only had sex 6 times last night" "I'm getting married!" "Well i'm fucked.. I'm 3 weeks pregnant" "If she was my homework i would do her on the table" "If he was my homework i would do him on the table" "I hit it 5 times last night" "my dad got the job im moving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or u will have bad luck for 5 months ----and fyi---im not:)

Gary Allen Pinkston October 28, 1961 - April 10, 2008 Gary Allen Pinkston, 46, of Three Oaks, lost a long and valiant fight with cancer on Thursday, April 10, 2008 at his home. Gary was born October 28, 1961 in St. Joseph, the son of LeRoy and Dixie (Benke) Pinkston. After high school, Gary got a job right away with Gast Manufacturing in Bridgman and he worked there until it closed. For the last ten years, Gary has been working for the State of Michigan, Department of Transportation, first in Niles and most recently at Sawyer State Garage office. Gary always tried to make things easier on everyone. And even at the very end, he always smiled his sweet smile to all.