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BooZ's blog: "Patriotism"

created on 04/25/2007  |  http://fubar.com/patriotism/b76917

Words for women and men

Definitions for men of words women use. 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and the man needs to shut up. 2) Five Minutes: If the woman is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only Five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game or whatever manly thing you are doing before helping around the house. 3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means SOMETHING. The man should be on his toes. “Arguments normally start with NOTHING and end in FINE” 4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. DON’T DO IT!!!! 5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to Rule # 3 for definition of nothing) 6) That’s O.K.: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. “That’s O.K.” Means The Woman wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when the man will pay for his mistake. 7) Thanks: The Woman is thanking the man, do not question, or faint. Just reply with “your welcome”. 8) Whatever: The Woman’s way of saying “F@#$ Y&%!” 9) Don’t worry about it OR I got it : These two dangerous statements mean that The Woman has told the man to do something several times, but is now doing it Herself. The result of this will be the man asking “What’s wrong?” and the woman’s response will be “see #3” 10) What: This is not a question. The man is not expected to repeat his statement. This is The Woman’s way of expressing shock that the man would make such a statement.
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