Why women should leave the toilet seat up!
In the on going battle of toilet seat up or down I would like to submit the following in evidence toward the argument that women should leave the toilet seat up.
When using the toilet the average women have, at most, 7 movements required to use it. With seat down:
1. Lift dress/skirt/drop pants.
2. Drop panties
3. Sit down
3. Wipe
4. Stand up
5. Pull up panties
6. Pull up pants/drop dress/skirt
7. Flush
Now men, under the same conditions, have 12 movements to perform the same function.
1. Put up seat.
2. Unzip pants
3. Move shirt out of way
4. Open underwear
5. Dig it out
6. Aim
7. Shake it (believe it that it is a required movement)
8. Put it back in underwear
9. Zip up pants.
10. Tuck in shirt.
11. Flush
12. Put down toilet seat.
As you can see men are required to perform 5 more movements than women. It is easy to miss one or more of the required movements. That is why men are often seen with their zippers down or wet spots on their pants. SO, PLEASE LADIES GIVE US GUYS A BREAK IF WE FORGET TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN.
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