Won title of best joke of the year.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the
woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing,
his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone
and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator:
'My friend is dead! What can I do?'
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:
'Just take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line.
He says: 'OK, now what?'
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"Good humor is the
health of the soul,
sadness its poison."
-Lord Chesterfield-
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